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» posted on Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 at 6:42 pm by Jeremy Herrera
Well I know I can’t blame President Obama for this one, but I can ask him to drop out of it. How on earth did President Bush think this organization had changed?
Well in either case, I would have to say that we need to get the hell out of the U.N. Educational, Scientific, and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) once again. I don’t want my tax dollars funding the teaching of 5 – 8 year old how to masturbate. I can see it now…
Little Johnny goes to school in and the teacher tells the kids to strip naked, never mind most parents teach their children to never show their private parts to anyone. The teacher then instructs the boys how to grab and hold their penises and pleasure themselves. Then turns to the girls and explains to start out small and find the right amount of …. Then one day Johnny and Becky Sue start to talk and figure out that just what their parents have been doing in the bedroom at night and that is it the close to the same thine as masturbating… Then the parents can figure out why little Johnny only lets Becky Sue into his tree house so they check and find them playing house the adult way…
Yeah that would just be great to know that all the teaching I put into my kids would be thrown right out the door because of the great leadership of the UN.
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